...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Randomize
