i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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