i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Welp...herpes.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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