You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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