yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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