LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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