If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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