my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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