He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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You. Win. At. Life.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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