White coat. Heels.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
