so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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