I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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