she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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