You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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