my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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