glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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