I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
