My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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