grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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