at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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