I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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