another moral hangover. fuck.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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