You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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