i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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