I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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