is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I lost the right to judge tonight
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
