My liver just broke up with me...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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