smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My first STD was from a foam party
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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