No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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