I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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