I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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