i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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