yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Buhtt sex?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
