The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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