at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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