if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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