well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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