Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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