Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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