problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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