I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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