Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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