I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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