He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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