At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
only you would photoshop your dick
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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