dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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