Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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