after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Even my vagina gasped.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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