She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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