hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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