that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Boobs speak an international language.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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